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Latest Article: The Last Mind (elegy For A Poet Allen Ginsberg)

What was Allen about? Everyone is about something. Allen was about a person with a confused mind, (writing things from outer space: where he lived)

Yet knowing very little about what he was writing about (so I do believe); to be blunt, I doubt he cared one way or another what it was all about, as long as he got his bows in!

The old man, at 71, shit in his pants, perhaps had too much fat and salt in his diet; screwed too many young boys in the buttocks; perhaps it caused his heart and liver and lungs to weaken.

He wrote many things, poetry he called it, “Howl,” dramatic it was, but poetry it was not; perhaps just a bunch of howling, negative thoughts.

He wrote “Empty Mirrors,” poetry that was poetry, to any listening ears (when he was very young).

On his death bed (1997), he called all his friends, not sure what he had to say to them, perhaps, a simply “Goodbye, farewell;” he did believe he was his own god, and so I’m sure he built his own heaven, somewhere in hell.

During those last days, he was populous—he couldn’t jack-off anymore, it was limp, a limp prick…! That is what he left the living: live by the sword, die by the sword.

I wonder if he’d like to live in the slime he wrote, if so, it will coke him to death in haven…! In Hell, it will do well….

#1251 2/27/06

Note: What you have read is the surface of my feelings towards a poet's poetry; but the problem of his poetry goes deeper (I am not trying to diminish any respectable reader's pleasure in Ginsberg's work ): but I do believe Ginsberg is by far the founder of Babel, incomprehensible, and his poetry meaningless. His poem Kaddish, like so many of his poems, is a piece of prose of assertions of the author being possessed; an obsession, confession, and he keeps talking as if he wants to build up a power house of excitment. I fear if that is what he thinks it takes to get the horse moving, it isn't much. This kind of writng allows you to go on forever saying nothing, line after line after stanza. Sounds like a woodpicker. Because the poet says it's true, doesn't make it so.

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Latest Article: Obama T-Shirts - For Fans and followers
Obama will be sworn in as the 44th President of the US on January 20 2008, but his fans and followers have been growing ever since he declared his candidacy for the Presidency of the US. As the first African-American Presidential candidate, Obama was not expected to be a winner, but he electrified the nation and the world at large with his speeches and clear views on issues. The very idea of having an African-American or a woman like Hillary Clinton in the White house energized the US voters and they resoundingly voted for Barack Obama. His team or political workers, fans and followers prefer wearing Obama T-shirts to convey their support. Tshirts have become an excellent product for political advertising and for fans to show support. Some political parties buy custom printed Tshirts to distribute among fans, followers, and political workers. But for this presidential candidate, fans and followers themselves went out to buy Obama T-Shirts and wore them everywhere. Now that he has won and will soon be in the White House, the craze for these Tshirts will increase and not decrease over time.

There are Tshirts available with Obama written in different styles and types, with and without images. Fans can select from a wide range of Obama T-shirts or order a Tshirt with a custom design or image. Some of these Tshirts carry an image of the other presidential candidate John McCain and the vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin, with the messages 'Sorry McCain-maybe next time' and 'Sorry Palin-maybe next time'. Johns image has two horns implying satanic overtones, but this tshirt is meant to be a funny t shirt and humorous, and along with the cheeky message is really funny and does bring up a smile. Although it may not seem as humorous and funny to the losing candidate, Tshirts with political messages and humor have been best sellers in the past and will always be best sellers for fans.

As a fan of Obama, if you want a custom tshirt with your own design or message for a funny t shirt, you can order one from a Tshirt company or visit their website and order one. But keep in mind that the message should be humorous, not slanderous and tasteless. It should be funny enough to make one laugh or smile and not be turned off by the message. A funny t shirt may be political or completely apolitical and have nothing to do with politics. A funny t shirt can be about everyday life, friends and family, or your experiences in life. For example, you can order a tshirt with this funny and humorous message - 'My Girlfriend always listens to what I say - when I keep my mouth shut'.

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Latest Article: Forming Relationships With Other Webmasters

I’ve decided there hasn’t been enough talk on WorkBoxers about money making methods because lets face it, we all want to make money. I’m going to briefly talk about a method I used recently to find advertising, link exchanges and to form networking relationships with other webmasters.

As an example, let’s say I have a website which has a huge archive of funny jokes. My main focused keyword is “funny jokes” to which I am already ranked well in Google.

What I can do is grab keywords of similar context, throw them into Google and generate a list of relevant websites. In this example I threw in the keyword “funny videos”. People who are browsing funny videos would also like funny jokes right? Right! The next step is to contact the webmasters of those sites and offer them advertising space on your website!

Now when you are sending out emails, try and make sure the email sounds legit. Otherwise they will see the email and instantly assume its spam (or spam filters may tag it as spam). Try to be casual but also professional in your words, tell them that you think visitors of your site would also be interested in their “funny videos” website.

If they aren’t interested in the advertising part, hint a link exchange instead. In doing so, both sites will benefit.

Using this simple method you can achieve the following;

* Sell advertising space on your website

* Form networking relationships with other webmasters

* Form Link exchanges.

Because the sites we targeted have similar content to our own, Google will gobble up the Link exchange with glee!

By James Martin http://www.jamsi.com

Author of: WorkBoxers We are able to work in our boxers because the web has been very kind to us. Let it be kind to you.

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